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Posted on March 19, 2015 at 9:55 PM

I Can't Drive. I can't drive a car, a bus, truck, van, I can't even drive a go-cart. Am I embarrassed? Pssh! Heck no! My Auto Ignorance is what's keeping the people of the world safe from harm. My Brain to Feet co-ordination needs more work before I can take on Brain-Eyes-Vehicle-Road-Other Vehicle-Coordination. You're welcome World!

My past significant other was so frustrated by my lack of prowess in any type of driving, that he tried to take up the daunting task of actually teaching me how. Funnily enough, it started out OK......until I started to picture his little car ploughing through innocent by-standers and leaving a wake of carnage with me behind the wheel, screaming, "I'M SORRY! WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS!?". Needless to say, that little mental episode psyched me out completely.
You might be asking, "Will she ever learn to drive?' "Can one human be this sad?" "What will happen when the world runs out of BACON?" To answer your questions; probably, yes and anarchy.

If you have nothing better to do, send me your pathetic tales of Driving Woes at eb[email protected] and I'll share it with the world. I refuse to be the only lame one in existence. :)



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Reply ★ Owner
10:10 PM on March 19, 2015 
Oh Stacey, you give me hope for my future in driving! ;)
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Reply Stacey Capbell
10:07 PM on March 19, 2015 
I thought that was funny, although i have been driving since age 15, when i do go on the road it still seems daunting as the things you see while on these roads are amazing...
Well, im happy to say thanks to you from the world....as we sure could not handle another crazy person on top of what we already got....lol